1) Dr. Hotlove? Weeeellll, is my doctor, seriously. He usually text me every night, when he tell me about my medical results.What about the name? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…….well, he’s american.Now, give me my phone back!

2) Of course i didn’t forgot when your birthday is, but i found  this nice postcard and i couldn’t stay my hand from buying it!

3) That’s was not a kiss.I just talked to him privately.It’s a job thing.

4) Honey, you are the second man in my whole life!

5)I wish i could come to meet you, but i just washed my hair and i don’t wanna get cold.

6)Wel, yes …..aaaaaaaa……a boy answered to my phone.You know, I stayed after work to discuss a contract with my boss.

7)I can’t come today at work.The mayoralty lay with asphalt on my street and i can’t get out of my house.

8)Doctor, i can not come today at your consulting room, because i am too ill to get out of my house.

9)I can not marry you anymore, i put on weight and the dress is small now.

10)I have a very strong telephatyc relation with my brother.If you wanna have sex with me is like you’re having sex with him.

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